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JUNE 2023

Ukrainian Army Will Reach Russia’s Rostov In Event Of Hostilities Resumption In Donbass: Ex-Military Spokesperson

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Ukrainian Army Will Reach Russia's Rostov In Event Of Hostilities Resumption In Donbass: Ex-Military Spokesperson

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The former speaker of the General Staff of the Ukrainian Armed Forces (UAF) claimed that if the case of an attack by forces of the Donetsk and Lugansk People’s Republics (DPR and LPR), the UAF may mount a counteroffensive that could potentially reach Rostov.

In his words, the Ukrainian Army is the “one of the most combat-ready in Europe” and there is little anybody can do to stop it.

Speaking about the mythical DPR/LPR offensive along the Krivoy Rog-Kremenchug-Poltava-Kiev line, Vladislav Voloshin said:

“It is almost impossible to do something like this, because today the Ukrainian army is one of the most combat-ready in Europe. Because we are waging a real war. And our front is multi-layered,” he promised.

“And here is the short answer of what will ensue over there, our army will probably reach Rostov.”

Now, the absurdity is clear, since even after the “harvest” ceasefire, both the Ukrainian side and the side of the Donetsk and Luhansk People’s Republics continue violating it.

But at the same time, the only side in the conflict that continuously reports victims is Ukraine. Simply going on the “War” section on any Ukrainian news website is enough.

But, one shouldn’t forget that the war is not only on the front, it is everywhere. A recent threat to Ukrainian national security was discovered in Kiev. In a supermarket. It was much worse than a bomb because it could “poison people’s minds.”

A supermarket in Kiev was selling school diaries that included a map of Ukraine that didn’t include Crimea, which has been part of another country for 5 years.

Unian even published an “eyewitness report”:

“According to an eyewitness, almost a month has passed since the moment he first saw the faulty product on the shelves. The staff allegedly apologized and said all said diaries would be removed from the sale, and those responsible would be reprimanded.

However, as it turned out, the diaries have not gone anywhere.”

It is quite “obvious” that “Russian Overlord Vladimir Putin” himself printed out those diaries and it is all part of his agenda. He probably also hand drew the pictures.

Ukrainian Army Will Reach Russia's Rostov In Event Of Hostilities Resumption In Donbass: Ex-Military Spokesperson

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On August 10th, Russian President Vladimir Putin did the ‘unthinkable’ and visited Crimea, to which the Ukrainian side, supported by the US Embassy expressed a protest against.

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine expressed its strong protest over the visit to the Autonomous Republic of Crimea and the city of Sevastopol – without the consent of the Ukrainian side.

And in conclusion, to provide some fuel for speculation that Ukraine may actually be some sort of reality TV show, similar to Big Brother but on a much larger scale, the investigations into former Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko are on-going.

In the next interrogation of Poroshenko, a lie detector may be used.

Chief of the State Bureau of Investigation (SBI) of Ukraine Roman Truba suggested the possibility.

“The second questioning of the ex-president in the SBI lasted two hours. Today, Petro Poroshenko testified in the probe into possible tax evasion during the acquisition of Pryamiy TV channel. We do not rule out that the next questioning will be carried out with the use of a lie detector. By the way, it’s not scary at all – all our employees undergo such a psychophysiological study annually,” Truba wrote on his Telegram channel.

He said that hours after Poroshenko appeared in the SBI for questioning, after being on vacation, with his entire family to an undisclosed location, most likely the Maldives. He has 11 criminal proceedings opened against him.

Poroshenko, of course, claimed that all of these investigations are “part of a show staged for Russian propaganda.”

Ihor Golovan, Poroshenko’s lawyer said that the interrogations at the SBI were “inspired by Russia.”

“The main purpose of questioning is to stage a show [a rally of Poroshenko’s opponents]. And therefore, it doesn’t matter at all in what case he was questioned, because there is no need for such questioning. And calls are being made solely to stage such shows. The only task of these probes is to exert pressure on Poroshenko and his political force. We are sure that this is all inspired by the aggressor state. And, unfortunately, we returned to the situation where law enforcement agencies have come under external control,” said Golovan.

“I do not know the exact chain, but the first probe was into the vessels in the Kerch Strait. This is the first thing they started. And we see that on this case, SBI remains silent. We are being pulled in relation to Kuznia, we are being pulled in relation to Pryamiy. But this is nothing more than a disguise of the main task, which is now being carried out to the detriment of [POW] sailors. After all, it was this report (the report on the alleged “crime committed by Poroshenko”, sent to the SBI] on the sailors that was quoted by Russia’s Permanent Representative to the UN Security Council,”

Golovan added that, despite his appeal, the investigator banned him from commenting on what exactly Poroshenko had been asked during questioning: “They are embarrassed by their questions, and all criminal proceedings have been instituted without any crime event.”

The situation appears to be turning into the story of the Boy who cried Wolf, but in this case, it is Russia. Anything that goes against Poroshenko’s “agenda” is Russian meddling, but nobody appears to be listening any longer.

Finally, to make it even more dramatic, Poroshenko said he was willing to testify with a lie detector, but only if it were aired on live TV on the Pryamiy TV channel.

One of the proceedings against him is for the purchase of the said channel and tax evasion.

“I’m ready to comment on the situation that Mr. Truba talked about regarding a lie detector. I don’t trust the SBI, I don’t trust its leadership, I don’t believe in objectivity and impartiality of the investigation. And at the same time, there are questions regarding Pryamiy TV channel, and I have this list they want to voice, I’m ready to testify with the use of the lie detector on Pryamiy TV channel live,” he said.

The investigators weren’t charmed by the idea, according to him.

“When I proposed this, they did not show much enthusiasm.”

One should respect Poroshenko’s attempts to bring an audience to his newly-acquired TV channel.

But it does appear that Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky’s former comedy series in which he played the Ukrainian President appears to be leaking into reality.


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Ukraine is a pretty much a noncountry.

Albert Pike


A Zion country with an oligarch who already had his own private Nazi Storm Trooper Battalion, no – how he also has his own Puppet-President:


And who knows, soon he might have his own global war…


I hadn’t realised there was such a drug problem in Ukraine …. this guy needs to go to Turkey when it’s cold.

Gary Sellars

404istan is beyond redemption… an idiot nation full of retarded in-breds (Galicians and their ilk).


Yet more theatre of the absurd. In can be said that the US and UK administrations are a larger mirror image of the government situation in Ukraine.

“And our front is multi-layered,” he promised.”

Yes, multi layers of US/UK bullshit created by charlatans who are failures in all that they do and attempt to do.


Spot on !!

AM Hants

Yesterday, I accidently watched the UK news, over on ITV and was interested that they had a negative story on Ukraine. Concerning the forests, that Ukraine is flogging on the cheap to Europe.

Together with:

Hell freezes over? New York Times wants closer relationship with Russia, congratulates Trump… https://www.rt.com/usa/464767-trump-russia-nyt-relationship-china/

British spies were first to spot Trump team’s links with Russia This article is more than 2 years old Exclusive: GCHQ is said to have alerted US agencies after becoming aware of contacts in 2015… https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/apr/13/british-spies-first-to-spot-trump-team-links-russia

What I am curious about, is how Ukraine works closely with ‘Integrity Initiative’ and ‘Common Purpose’ and how closely the journalists and presenters, of UK media, also work closely with both ‘Integrity Initiative’ and ‘Common Purpose’. Are they slowly starting to change the narrative? Especially as Russia will shortly be terminating gas supply, for the transit pipelines, from Ukraine to Europe?

What exactly is happening in non-NATO Ukraine, and are their friends and supporters, slowly walking away? There again, judging by the ‘back to back’ NATO exercises on Russia’s borders, including working with non-NATO Ukraine, cannot see that happening. Confused or what?

Niko Belić

“the Ukrainian Army is the one of the most combat-ready in Europe…” What a joke.

viktor ziv

It was in 90tissss.

jack hakken

Wait a minute…

Simon Bernstein

they are ready to defend themselves, and the IDF will assist them if needed

Black Waters

You can’t even assist yourself little rat. If you do a stupid move Hezbollah will eat you alive, you better shut up and go after some shekels.


When it comes to marching on Rostov, a wise man once said: “I dare you, I double-dare you!”


The UAF is so battle-ready that it has not been able to make any progress against the 2 republics. Long live self-delusion !!

viktor ziv

Or maybe is Cambridge Analytica? Buahhhahhha

Neo Onh

Please, try it………you will end up in LvOv….!

Simon Bernstein

by that time, US Airforce and the Israeli Airforce would intervene and protect the Ukrainian Army. So only in your dreams

Chris Sedlmair

lol… They won’t do anything. Look at Crimea. If their slaves fail, they will drop them and search for other useful idiots in other countries.

Tudor Miron

Yeah up to Rostov and I also remember another ukro superhero was boasting how he captured 50 Russian spetsnaz bare handed. Ukro nazi should stop smoking that heavy sh$t. Its taking its tall on them.

Toronto Tonto

Its time for Muscovy to get its drunk excons and so called troops out of Ukraine . Its also time for a big party in red square where the populace can voice their concerns about the Russian democracy ha ha ha pretty funny EH I said Russia and democracy together LOL never .

Daniel Miller

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA he even says “EH” XDDDDD omfg i swear some one needs too meme the shit out of you cuz your comments are comedy gold.


Of course as POW only.

Jacob Wohl's Nose

lol! the Penguin Army in Antarctica will reach Paris and subjugate all of Europe!

Jacob Wohl's Nose

toronto tonto has a better chance getting laid than ukrainian army reaching rostov LOL


And that’s not saying much!

Simon Bernstein

really? seemed the ukrainian army and azov battalion did a nice job of stopping the separatists from overrunning the rest of ukraine

Tudor Miron

Yeah, they did great in Ilovaisk and Debaltsevo. You’re so dumb that you hope that enyone can think that it wasn’t Ukro nazi attacking Donbass and not the other way around. You problem is that it is impossible to be dumber than you but you can’t realize it for the same reason – being dumb.

Simon Bernstein

wow ok. whatever you say, ET


TONTO CAN NOT GET LAID TODAY! His ass is still sore from yesterdays encounter.


Ukraine is a new type of regime: the Jewish Nazi and the inferiors are the Russians. The other two Jewish states, the US and Israel, give it the weapons. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8472242752300f2d884aae5dfc9b50487c33ec1d1ec62315c6a6007f2933c84f.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7919a2b1fc8f588c15509544212ccaec4b2d93e53f2060cfc0053c0d91494882.jpg

Simon Bernstein

more disinformation, azov aren’t really nazis. It’s SATIRE. They’re making fun of the true nazis who they are fighting in Donbass. Ukrainians are friends of Israel and Israel is an ally with them, Israel will help them fight off any aggressor

Black Waters

Shut the fuck up rat. You are the one lying, Israel is the most fascist fictional country in the world. Gaza is a concentration camp for palestinians, jewish rat.

Gary Sellars

Stupid oven-dodging hollow-cost lie monger.


Israel will not have the III Temple and will not dominate the world. Ukrainians are like Druze, not friends, goyim servants. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/357f8fe2b4fb5bfe99bb608fdfde48a932d6ed40d7a2c4b15687d8f1a2c39f7b.jpg

Aleks Chernyy

comedy hour


Ukrainian armed forces are so battle ready that in case of an attack they might reach lol!

Simon Bernstein

Israel has trained on Ukraine’s S300 systems to bypass Syria’s. They’ve also trained the Ukrainian airforce and tankists to be prepared for war. Israel will standby Ukraine

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