In the current geopolitical situation, Cold War-era fears and therefore jokes are spreading and becoming popular again.
Once upon a time, in the nuclear winter all of your problems will disappear
In case of a nuclear explosion, a soldier must throw his hand-carried weapon away in order that molten metal would not drip onto a government issue clothing.
In spite of a widely known safety advice, never do not fall face down on the ground in case of a nuclear explosion. Such a surprising picture you are able to see the first and the last time in your life!
The officer explained why it is necessary to lie down with your feet toward the epicenter of a nuclear explosion: “It is important to see which way your balls are flying away in order to go adequately to pick them up.