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JUNE 2023

Psychic Nikki Haley: If There Is A Future Chemical Weapons Attack, Assad Did It

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Psychic Nikki Haley: If There Is A Future Chemical Weapons Attack, Assad Did It

Written by Caitlin Johnstone; Originally appeared at her blog

UN Ambassador and Clairvoyant Prognosticator of the Transmundane Nikki Haley has foreseen that, if there are any future chemical weapons attacks in the Syrian province of Idlib, it will most definitely be the Syrian government that is responsible and not the multiple terrorist factions in the area.

“If they want to continue to go the route of taking over Syria, they can do that,” said Nikki Haley at a UN press conference today, without explaining how a nation’s only recognized government can ‘take over’ the country it governs. “But they cannot do it with chemical weapons. They can’t do it assaulting their people. And we’re not gonna fall for it. If there are chemical weapons that are used, we know exactly who’s gonna use them.”

Haley was referring to the Syrian government’s impending push to complete its military campaign of recapturing its land from the terrorist factions and militias who, with extensive help from the US and its allies, have been holding communities hostage in a failed attempt to take over Syria. Her supernatural prophecy is just the latest in an increasingly bizarre string of claims being advanced by political figures and establishment media that the Assad government is planning to use chemical weapons to complete that campaign in Idlib.

Their narrative is that the Russian government’s warnings of a plot by the Al Qaeda-linked terrorist factions occupying the region to stage a chemical weapons attack and frame the Syrian government for it are actually just a preemptive “smoke screen” to allow them to get away with committing war crimes. When Haley said “we’re not gonna fall for it,” this is the ‘it’ she was referring to.

So let’s unpack that a bit. I’m going to propose two different possibilities to you, and you decide for yourself which one is the more likely event to occur in the future:

Possibility 1: The actual, literal terrorist factions occupying Idlib are on the cusp of defeat with nowhere to escape to. They know for a fact that the US and its allies have launched repeated attacks on the Syrian government following chemical weapons allegations without first waiting for an investigation into those allegations. They also know for a fact that multiple high level officials in the western alliance have stated they will carry out aggressive attacks against the Syrian government in retaliation for any perceived chemical weapons attacks, and, thanks to the public prognostications from Madame Haley’s crystal ball, they also know that the Syrian government has already been assigned blame for any such attack in advance. Knowing all of these things, with their backs against the wall with the absolute certainty that getting the western military alliance on their side is their last and only chance, they get their hands on some chemical weapons and kill some of the civilians they’ve captured.

Possibility 2: On the cusp of victory, the Assad government decides to do the one thing that risks a US-led regime change military intervention in order to accomplish the crucial strategic masterstroke of killing a few kids with chlorine or sarin in front of a bunch of White Helmets cameras.

Psychic Nikki Haley: If There Is A Future Chemical Weapons Attack, Assad Did It

While you are weighing those two options, consider for a moment the fact that the US and its allies have an extensive history of attempting to control who governs Syria, and indeed plotted to create a violent uprising exactly as it occurred in 2011. Not after the violence had already started, but years in advance.

This is not my opinion, and it is not a conspiracy theory. It is a known fact that you can verify for yourself:

  • Here is a 2006 WikiLeaks cable in which the US government is seen exploring possible factions which could be incentivized to rise up against Assad, and ways in which psyops could be used to ensure widespread violence.
  • Here is a declassified CIA memo from 1986 in which the Central Intelligence Agency is seen exploring ways in which sectarian tensions can be inflamed to provoke a violent uprising in Syria. Here is a useful article featuring excerpts from the memo showing some jarring parallels between what was being planned and what happened a quarter century later.
  • Here is a video clip of General Wesley Clark naming Syria among the countries scheduled by the Pentagon for regime change in the wake of 9/11.
  • Here is a video clip of the former Foreign Minister of France stating in plain language that he was informed by British government insiders in 2009 that a violent Syrian uprising was being planned, two years before the violence erupted.
  • Here is an article featuring a video of the former Qatari Prime Minister stating that the US and its allies were involved in the violence from the very beginning.
  • Here is an article from May of 2011 reporting on some of the extremely suspicious provocations that led to the outbreak of widespread violence. Here’s another from March 2011. Here’s another from December 2011.

You get the picture. If a man had documented his plans to murder his wife with an axe, and those plans were found after his wife turned up dead of axe wounds exactly as he’d planned them, and multiple people in the area said they’d heard him murdering her with an axe, the primary suspect in that case would not be the neighbor’s cat.

The violence in Syria was planned and orchestrated years in advance, and now hundreds of thousands of human beings are dead as a direct result. And these monsters are now pretending to be concerned about human rights?

No. Get out of Syria, you absolute ghouls. Everyone responsible for perpetrating and sustaining these horrors should spend the rest of their lives in a Hague cell. If there is a chemical weapons attack as the Syrian government moves to recapture Idlib, the last people anyone should believe is the psychopathic governments who are responsible for this catastrophe in the first place.

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This is the best article i read today. Many thanks for Caitlin Johnson. Ya guys make visit to her blog too.

Nigel Maund

Loved the Sun Tzu take off!


She saw it in the waffles.

Nigel Maund

Probably when she had just snorted her latest dose of crack cocaine???


I suspect she ‘snorts cocaine’ up her fanny as well Nigel :)


title of article should be ‘psychotic nikki haley…’

Anyone who doesn’t understand her goal of propping up terrorism in the region is not only ignorant, but moron*c as well.

Dennis Revell


I think this covers it:

Psychic Psychotic Psychopath.

“Best” kind ;-) . To be locked up forever that is.



stary ujo

Trumo dont decision what Russians can , or no in Syria !! Russians are home !!


The world community have enough proof that US and UK doing terrorism and chemical attacks through their stooges on Syrian children to butcher them for their illicit plots in Syria and in the rest of the world. They are in this illusions that nobody knows their this dirty plot. Shame.

Nigel Maund

Hailey’s a first rank idiot and maniac. Could you imagine being married to a warmongering crackpot pslike


Its also terribly sad for those Americans of all creeds and colours who are not insane and living in the US Open Air Madhouse Nigel.


You mean, “too fanatic for words!!”?


I thought Comical Halli was killed in 2003?

Who knew he had a sister hidden away in the US.


Hey, Skinner. Did you mean “Chemical Hailey”?–Oh,she is comical, too, but a real bitch just like Madeleine Albright. Remember Albright’s reply when asked if the death toll of 100,000 children during the illegal invasion of Iraq (another bullshit chemical accusation).was worth the pain and suffering of the people? Her reply was; “yes, I know how sad it is but we think it was worth it because of American interests”. What a bitch out of hell–and Hailey is of the same demonic fabric–a soul as warm as an iceberg . . . if it (she) has one,


what a f**cking idiot she is!


The american Dream Jamie. Every American male should have one. In fact many do :)


‘Merica breeds ’em special for public consumption.

Jason Sixx

Ugly ass whore nikki haley i hate that zionist bitch

Ivan Freely

So was Samantha Powers and Susan Rice. Honestly, you have to be a Zionist, or a puppet of one, in order to hold a position of authority in the US government.

Concrete Mike

10 4 i hate the dumb cunt too


Oh, this is hilarious.


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Whoa – apparently Syria wants to take over Syria!!!


Nikki is a star pupil of Jane Standley of the BBC who announced 20 minutes early on live TV that the World Trade Center building number 7 at fallen. They are both psychos, I mean psychics.


Your picture of Haley got me all excited. I thought it was a 9mm hole in between her eyes.

Dennis Revell

If only it were.

I hope some humanitarian puts one there soon.

Carol Davidek-Waller

Poor Ni!rata. She really was standing behind the door when they passed out the brains. Syria’s chemical weapons were removed from the country under UN auspices and were turned over to the US for destruction. If there is chemical attack in Syria, we know who has access to chemical weapons. Anybody but the legitimate government of Syria.

Dennis Revell


Excellent as usual by Caitlin Johnstone. Pity most of the people in her (and my) country of origin can hardly do joined-up hand writing; let alone wade through logical concise well laid out articles.


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