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Guardians Of Space Camels

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In a revelation that should have happened on April 1, but actually happened on December 18, the United States Space Force finally revealed the name with which its troops are to be referred as: Guardians.

Now, the Space Force not only has the logo taken from Star Trek, but is also testing its luck with playing with the superhero film “Guardians of the Galaxy”. According to the Pentagon, it took an entire year’s worth of thinking to come up with a name that’s directly taken from a movie that came 6 years ago, back in 2014.

Guardians of the Galaxy features Chris Pratt in the role of “Starlord” whose humorous adventures and misadventures lead him to saving some parts of the galaxy, but not really the entire galaxy. Contrary to its prototype, the US Space Force hasn’t had any adventures yet, and it is questionable if it will anytime soon. Especially if incoming President Joe Biden cancels the entire thing.

As of now the Space Force only deployment took place in Qatar, where it is apparently working on the secret space camel program to protect the mysterious “heritage” and “culture” that US troops claim to promote in the space.

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Jim Allen

The best example yet of US Government being a complete laughingstock.

johnny rotten

The Muslim Brotherhood to conquer the galaxy, with space camels and laser scimitars, coming soon on the Disney channel.

farbat

this is all america will be about in the near future aliens this aliens that after all its their only hope this plan of survival because if they fool everybody they will have owned everybody

knowname

Gotta admit I got a damn good laugh out of this. Like,Ooooooooo, Space Guardians. That’ll put fear into the hearts of our enemies!! Why not go with Space Cadets. I would have laughed just as hard. And it took them a whole year to come up with that. Wonder how much money that costed. What are they the guardians of, a million pieces of space junk?? Now we have the space guardians of the space force. Me thinks the gov’t have too much empty space between the ears.

Brett Connor

Trump-NET would be better!

cechas vodobenikov

“amerikan politics is baby talk…a vaudeville act”. Neil Postman

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